So rule number one "Dress for your size...not the size you want to be!"
You know who you are. What women don't understand is that just because you squeezed into that size 8 does not mean that your size 14 hips appreciate that foolishness. Too small of clothing creates more rolls and morphs your body into wierd, playdough like shapes. My pet peve is the women that wear these tiny little jeans under their gut, pushing up all of their extra fluff, flattening and exsentuating their already nonexistant (what I like to call noassatall) booty, and chopping off their figure to give them a freakishly oompa loompa like (little legs, big body) appearance. The worst is when they wear a small top with these horrible little pants. I translated the other day at work for this woman, who suffered from the loopma syndrome, whose tiny shirt actually rolled up over her huge gut...which hung down over her pants. I could not believe she put that ugly thing out there for the whole world to see. I kept trying to look her in her eyes and not look at her rinosaurus belly .....but its like a bad accident you can't turn away from! And for the love of God this had better have been an accident. I was praying that at any moment she would grab me by the arms and apologize from the bottom of her heart that a wild pack of dogs had ravishly eaten all of her clothing, and that the only store within a million miles of her was baby gap. That would be more believable than the fact that she purchased these clothes, even with other options available, put them on on purpose, looked in a mirror and thought to herself, "now this is the outfit I'm gonna go into the world in." If you don't understand fashion, please do some research on what a properly dressed plus size female looks like. Queen Latifah or Mia Tyler would never be caught dead in some of the devistation I have seen out there. Ladies, have some pride. Cover it up! And please, for all of us with eye balls, cover it up with your size...not your cute little friend's size that you borrowed to make yourself feel better....because it makes us feel worse!